I Mailed Myself Some Valentines Chocolate’s To Make My Wife Jealous?
Jan.24, 2010 in
Choco Article
I told her it was a joke and now she does not believe me and thinks there is another woman in my life.
I just wanted to see her reaction when she checked the mail and I have never done some crazy stunt like this, but now how do I convince my wife it was really just a joke?
She is really ticked off!
January 24th, 2010 at 5:46 am
That was a stupid thing to do in the first place.
January 24th, 2010 at 10:10 am
Show her the receipt, if you kept it. Most of the time the post office will give you a receipt when you mail a package. Or better yet, send her a bunch of flowers. Of course don’t sign your name. Add a little note of how much you enjoyed last night, or whatever day you can think of that she wasn’t at home with you. Then insist she has another man in her life! After a few days of insisting there is no one else, remind her there must be since she got flowers and remind her of your candy. Then own up to it.
January 24th, 2010 at 12:34 pm
You need to smarten up sir! You do not play this sort of trick on anyone, because the automatic reaction is that there is someone else who is giving you something more than chocolate.
Sit her down and explain that you were wrong to play that kind of joke on her because you were trying to make her jealous. Try and find your receipt to show her you bought them for yourself.
As a surprise, buy her a big box of chocolates and send them to your wife with flowers. Have the card signed “Love, Your Not So Secret Admirer.”
January 24th, 2010 at 4:52 pm
Good job, mission accomplished.
No proof of what you did? Like the receipt for the candy, the receipt to mail it? What about the wrapping it was in? What about the writing on the package? A certain pen, If it was mailed with labels, how about proof in how you did it, or show missing labels….retrace your steps and anything that may have been used from your house to do it. Good luck!
If nothing else….do it again, only do it for her in exactly the same fashion.
January 24th, 2010 at 4:53 pm
You should show her the receipt, and try seriously buttering her up. I don’t know how long you’ve been married, but here’s a tip: Stop playing games. You’re married, and I don’t know what kind of example was set for you, but just so you know, once you get married, you stop playing “jealousy games”. Relationships are based on trust. If you want to stay married to her, you should apologize, and ask her to trust you again. Realize that it will probably take a long time for her to trust you again, and work on gaining her trust back. Good Luck!
January 24th, 2010 at 7:47 pm
I guess now you need to mail her a box of chocolates too and write her a nice long love letter. Then send her flowers to work and write a nice little not on the card… like what a lucky idiot i am! Also, I know you told her it was a joke, but did you also tell her that you are “sorry” and you really didn’t mean to hurt her with your silly little “prank”.
Also, do you have the receipt for the chocolate or the mailing? I guess ultimately that is proof too.
Good luck! Think twice next time perhaps?!
January 24th, 2010 at 11:52 pm
So, I guess you’ll be spending Valentine’s with your new “girlfriend”, huh? That was a seriously retarded move. All you can do is kiss her butt and do whatever she asks. If you have the receipts from where you bought the candy and had it mailed that will go a long way for you. You’ll still be in deep doo-doo though. Volunteer for a lie detector test, paint the house… whatever she wants. You’ve really screwed up this time and it’s gonna take a while to claw your way out of it.
January 25th, 2010 at 3:37 am
I think that’s pretty funny! Where’s the trust? Mail yourself something else, and make sure she gets the joke, add a note to her from you or something obvious. Or your just gonna have to wait it out. Make sure you apologize, hey meybe she’s playing a joke back to you by acting really mad. She’ll get over it.
January 25th, 2010 at 4:38 am
take the punishment
now she will never believe you
you have broken her heart by making her think there is someone else in your life
are you happy yet??
she will be crying on valintines day
she may even one day leave you because of it
are you happy yet?
go and take a lie detector test if you really love her
January 25th, 2010 at 8:07 am
I don’t think that you have any right to hurt some body’s feeling like this.You cannot say that it was a JOKE.What you would have felt if it had happened with you.You should be sensititve.faith is a very sensitive part of marriage..don’t roll it under the feet of jokes.i think you have taken your wife for granted.Try to increase your love not bitterness.What you sow..so you reap.always remember this
January 25th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
see, there is a thing called prior planning. you document something that shows some record of what you are going to do, then you can refer to it as PROOF you really were kidding. sad things have to be that way, but some women are crazy jealous, suspicious. better luck next time
January 25th, 2010 at 5:09 pm
Playing games with someones emotions never pays off well.
You just have to hope her trust in you will outweigh your foolish behavior. Otherwise, your stunt may end you two in couples counseling. A high price to pay for a joke, don’t you think?
January 26th, 2010 at 12:09 am
Take her to the place you bought the chocolates. They should have your name in file and the address you sent them too. That should prove to her the truth. But next time buddy, don’t make a silly mistake like that again. It wasn’t worth it was it?
January 26th, 2010 at 6:57 am
Wow. You really weren’t thinking, were you? You destroyed trust as a childish ploy to make her jealous. Congratulations. You did exactly what you set out to do. Now she feels betrayed and she’s jealous.
You’ll have to ask her how to get her trust back. wow…
January 26th, 2010 at 1:29 pm
find a receipt of some type to prove it. (receipt bank statment credit card statement etc)
and never do something like that again.
thats such a stupid thing to do. a joke is different to causing your wife to feel insecure and not trust you.
January 26th, 2010 at 3:00 pm
BS it is from another woman or you are just plain dumb and a jerk. Grow up. Why would any man want to make himself look like he is cheating. You may as well put a pair of womans underware in your car you dunb a##.
January 26th, 2010 at 6:16 pm
If you can show her the receipt or get someone to remember you when you got them then you should be fine. To tell you the truth, I think I’d be a bit annoyed too.
January 26th, 2010 at 11:32 pm
Right! I’m not sure I believe you either. However to be fair-buy her something delightful for Valentines day and show her the receipt for the candy you bought.
January 27th, 2010 at 2:14 am
ha ha joke is on you, stupid man, lmao,, u probably knew she would be jealous so thats what you get for playing games , you got a lot of work ahead of you poor guy,
January 27th, 2010 at 6:41 am
Find the email or piece of paper that shows that you brought them!
although it will make u seem like a complete @rsewipe. thats the best way.
i hope you kept it!!! If not prepare to be investigated!
January 27th, 2010 at 10:33 am
You post a lot of stuff in here, and quiet honestly, I don’t even trust that you’re actually married.
All I have to say is stupid is as stupid does.
January 27th, 2010 at 3:07 pm
umm prove that you paid for it. show her the credit or debit card transaction. some kind of receipt. if you sent them to yourself you will have this. show it to her.
January 27th, 2010 at 3:17 pm
why would you do that! That is a huge waste of time.
January 27th, 2010 at 7:23 pm
show her the receipt or credit card bill and where you got the chocolates from and buy her some while you at it.
good luck
January 27th, 2010 at 9:39 pm
what if her response takes your lead one step further. i mean much much further.
show her the receipt for the chocolates and mail.
January 28th, 2010 at 1:30 am
Ha…lesson learned?
but maybe you can find a receive of the order or contact the store to see if they still have your order on file or how ever you decided tomail them
January 28th, 2010 at 5:31 am
Send her the same kind of chocolates in the mail.
January 28th, 2010 at 9:11 am
Why would you do that?If my hubby did that,I wouldn’t believe him neither
January 28th, 2010 at 1:02 pm
I hope you saved some receipts.
January 28th, 2010 at 3:18 pm
She should be. Why would you joke around about stuff like that?
January 28th, 2010 at 5:53 pm
Oh boy. You are dumb.
February 12th, 2010 at 8:11 pm
Do you care if I quote you on my blog if I link back to your website?
February 12th, 2010 at 10:50 pm
It’s Ok IF you need it..:)
February 20th, 2010 at 1:44 am
You bring up some good points…I’d like to know what you would suggest in my situation. I think my fiancee could be having an affair, but I do not have any proof. It’s more like I have a “gut feeling.” Do you think I should see about hiring a private investigator? Or should I confront her with my suspicions?
February 20th, 2010 at 9:38 am
You made some good points…I’m curious to know what you would recommend in my situation. I suspect my fiancee might be having an affair, but I don’t have evidence. It’s more of a gut feeling. Do you think I should see about hiring a private investigator? Or should I confront him with my suspicions?
February 22nd, 2010 at 5:50 pm
Very interesting article. Couldn’t be written any better. Reading this post reminds me of my old friend. He always kept talking about this. I will forward this post to him. Pretty sure he will have a good chuckle. Thanks for sharing!
April 13th, 2010 at 5:19 am
Can you (or anybody else) tell me the least expensive website to deliver flowers? All the websites I have looked at want too much delivery costs.